annie werner

• Thoughts On The Internet-Crush-Of-The-Moment

  • I wonder if his LinkedIn is active. That would be a minus.
  • At what exact moment did he decide to move from Vaguely Asexual Sexy Librarian to Woody Allen glasses? Good move regardless. 
  • First rule of internet crushes: do NOT talk about internet crushes (publicly).
  • Don’t Wiki him. C’mon.
  • OF COURSE we have 11 Facebook friends in common.
  • Hey! He’s never written for Thought Catalog!
  • Wait, we could like, potentially meet. We’ve probably been in the same room before.
  • It’s doomed.
  • [He probably only likes cute Asian girls with straight across bangs.]
  • DON’T TALK ABOUT INTERNET CRUSHES.

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