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April 2018

How ya been?

im rotting but im very sexy

Apr 2, 2018 22,806 notes

February 2018

Feb 23, 2018 840 notes

January 2018

rcktpwr:

dinosaurs were so cool because they didn’t know how to think so they just did raw shit

Jan 17, 2018 52,758 notes

November 2017

royal-mortician:

opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century

Nov 27, 2017 237,309 notes
#OMG

90scherry:

humble as ever but very aware of my worth

Nov 27, 2017 13,614 notes

October 2017

Oct 26, 2017 8 notes
#commute buddies
Oct 1, 2017 3 notes
#gif

September 2017

Sep 28, 2017 5 notes
#gif
Sep 27, 2017 5 notes
#gif #doggo
Sep 24, 2017 32,070 notes

cumprise:

Nothing feels better than a clean body, in a clean room, with a lit candle

Sep 14, 2017 74,163 notes

July 2017

Reblog if u are mean
Jul 26, 2017 113,495 notes
Jul 19, 2017 7 notes
#art #me
Jul 2, 2017 48 notes
#šŸ™šŸ»šŸ™šŸ»šŸ™šŸ»

June 2017

Jun 29, 2017 24 notes
#still great

May 2017

kyrafic:

monobeartheater:

intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car

Tumblr: gateway to great literature.

May 25, 2017 574,747 notes
May 25, 2017 309 notes
#tag yourself I'm the detritus
May 15, 2017 297,215 notes
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ravenclaw-alumni-of-98:

the-boy-with-the-kaiju-tattoos:

illkim:

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

You could finish him or finish him

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this

May 10, 2017 541,779 notes
May 3, 2017 12 notes
#me

April 2017

Apr 21, 2017 7 notes
#fnl

March 2017

Mar 27, 2017 7 notes
Mar 10, 2017 2 notes
#food
Mar 3, 2017 16,209 notes

February 2017

Feb 15, 2017 22 notes
See y’all on the internet!

That’s me as “community coordinator,” which isn’t a title I ever officially held, on a vintage Tumblr “About” page! This photo has been retired for some time, and now it seems so must I.

This was the best place to begin my career. Tumblr is so special, y’all. Shoutout to @david for leading the charge and staying true to Tumblr’s values. Freedom of expression as a corporate platform—do y’all know how rare that is? The catered lunch and free tampons and all that was great, but it was the creative, open, progressive community that made me excited to get out of bed and go to work in the morning, and as an Editor on the content team, I got to see the vastness of what that means. I’m so proud of what the team has built, and the community that thrives because of it.

Also, I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for @strle, the woman who encouraged my growth here the most. Shoutout to all my Tumblr #heyladies, while we’re at it.

I had no idea what was in store when I showed up in August 2010 as an intern (Tumblr’s first! And I believe second or third female?) but I was so excited to work at my favorite social media platform. And then I stuffed Meetup envelopes for six months.

But things progressed! Below is a list of various titles I held officially and unofficially as well as projects I worked on over the course of my 6+ years.

Community Intern ★ Meetups Manager ★ Spotlight Curator ★ Organizer (and host!) of the second iteration of Tumblr Reads, also known as Tumblr Reads About Music, and Tumblr Reads Chicago and LA ★ “Arts Evangelist” ★ Founder of the blog formerly known as tumblropenarts ★ The world’s greatest powerpoint no one will ever see of best practices for Tumblr ★ The Worlds First Tumblr Art Symposium with @hyperallergic ★ Moving The Still: A GIF Festival with @paddle8 at Art Basel Miami Beach ★ @summerfridays with @artinfo ★ @nextartspaceartist collab with Artspace ★ @fitzandco collab to developing a Tumblr Theme geared towards cultural institutions called ReadyMade ★ Paddles On Auction and Paddles ON! London with @phillipsauction and curator Lindsay Howard, the first of its kind! ★  theme garden manager for a hot minute when it was suddenly orphaned ★ Content Team formerly known as “Communitorial” Editor ★ Radar Curator ★ Trending Tags and Blogs Editor ★ Answer Time producer ★  Editorial Takeovers ★ Launched Tumblr’s social media strategy ★ Wrote a bunch of weird stuff on Tumblr’s Twitter account ★ Made magic all along the way? ★

Six years later, this is still my favorite place on the internet. I won’t be far!

Feb 15, 2017 88 notes
#goodbye post #me #tumblr
Feb 14, 2017 1,730 notes
Feb 14, 2017 22 notes

womanhouse:

Whenever I’m in bushwick I feel like Maggie smith like I’ll never die but also : i’m too old for this place

Feb 14, 2017 29 notes
Play
Feb 13, 2017 1,396 notes
“

And isn’t that what we keep doing in this country, over and over again? We get scared so bad—about the communist menace or illegal immigration or AIDS or pornography or violent crime, some damn scary thing—that we hurt ourselves. We take the odd notion that the only way to protect ourselves is to give up some of our freedom—just trim a little, hedge a bit, and we’ll all be safe after all.Ā Those who think of freedom in this country as one long, broad path leading ever onward and upward are dead damned wrong. Many a time freedom has been rolled back—and always for the same sorry reason: fear…Ā 

So keep fightin’ for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don’t you forget to have fun doin’ it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce. And when you get through kickin’ ass and celebratin’ the sheer joy of a good fight, be sure to tell those who come after how much fun it was.

”
—Molly Ivins, “Funs Fight” (1993)
Feb 13, 2017 8 notes
#resist
Feb 13, 2017 8 notes
#google photos
Feb 13, 2017 12,730 notes
Feb 3, 2017 501,455 notes

WHEN 👏YOU 👏READ 👏A👏 CLAP👏POST 👏DO 👏YOU 👏CLAP 👏ON 👏THE 👏WORD 👏OR 👏BE 👏TWEEN 👏THE 👏WORD ??

Feb 1, 2017 16 notes
#questions

January 2017

thespookyvirgo:

Anyone else get ambitious AF to fix their life after midnight all the time

Jan 25, 2017 453 notes
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Jan 23, 2017 151 notes
Jan 23, 2017 15 notes
Jan 23, 2017 163,366 notes
I'm really excited for these inauguration crowd numbers to come in.

frankocean:

Don’t cook the books either Donald. We all know your event was dry. No matter how many times CNN anchors repeat majestic or peaceful transition of power. The world can see America divided and the chaos in the streets. Barack we love you but it would’ve been equally presidential if you would’ve just walked on out while Donald got through that struggle speech trashing your career. The majority knows man, we know you did good. We see it. The majority sees Donald for who he is too. He ain’t slick. And it’s too bad the majority doesn’t count. In any event, a first family that I can relate to will be missed. Really though.

Jan 23, 2017 17,215 notes

strawberryslurper:

me, for my entire birthday month: how could you do this to me On My Birthday

Jan 23, 2017 444,014 notes
Jan 21, 2017 139 notes
#womensmarch #women's march #feminism #me
Jan 20, 2017 1,096 notes
Jan 20, 2017 40,932 notes

orcshaming:

when you spend enough time looking at unnecessarily gendered products it starts to become clear that the only two real genders are pink and black, so from now on i’m going to ask heterosexual couples which one of them is the stuart semple and which one of them is the anish kapoor

Jan 18, 2017 47,632 notes
Play
3:39
Jan 15, 2017 1,719,543 notes

shorthalt:

for sale. spurs. never jingle jangled.

Jan 12, 2017 32,470 notes
Taco Bell to serve chalupas in a goddamn fried chicken shell.

theavc:

Welcome to 2017. It will launch nationally come January 26. Godspeed. 

post-authenticity

Jan 12, 2017 1,379 notes
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